PIZZA ORDER
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Gordon Pizza?
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No, sir, Google Pizza!
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I must have dialed the wrong number. Sorry.
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No, sir, you have the right number. Google Pizza! We have acquired Gordon Pizza as Google.
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Well then, can I place an order?
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Your usual order, sir?
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What do you mean? Do you know what I am going to order?
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Of course, sir. For the last five times, you have ordered a thick-crust pizza with mushrooms, sausage, and Turkish sausage.
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All right then, the same as usual!
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How about we send you a vegetable pizza with sun-dried tomatoes and peppers instead?
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Why is that?
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I see that your cholesterol level is above 300, and your urea level is also high.
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How do you know that?
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Your last health checkup was 15 days ago, sir. I checked your records.
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Fine, we get it. But I still want my usual order. I am already taking my medication.
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I am sorry, sir, but you have not been taking your medication regularly either. It has been more than 90 days since you purchased your 30-tablet cholesterol medication.
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I bought it again afterward. Besides, what is it to you?
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You did not buy it again, sir. I checked your credit card transactions.
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Well, I paid in cash. You would not have a record of that.
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You could not have paid in cash either. You have not withdrawn any cash from your bank account for 45 days.
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Maybe I have another source of cash. How would you know?
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That is impossible, sir. In that case, you must be evading taxes. Your income tax return does not show any other source of cash income.
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Unbelievable!
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We only want to help you, sir. We have no bad intentions.
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You know what? I have had enough. I am going to move to some remote corner of the world. No internet, no Google. I just want some peace and quiet. Enough is enough!
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That might be a little difficult, sir.
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Why is that?
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Your passport has expired. :))
Do you think it is a danger or a convenience when a search engine monitors, measures, and influences people preferences and behavior? We can start a discussion based on your opinions.
